I need a fart generator. For Children

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I could solve this by finding a sample collection and simply playing samples, but I would like to be able to tweak things like Flappiness, Wetness, Pitch, etc.

I am aware that there’s a Youtube guy who made a Fart Box but it’s custom PCB analog stuff, I just need something that runs on a Pi, doesn’t even need to be zynthian based really. But you guys are my synth friends.

I drive a school bus now. I have a Hifiberry-amp and a speaker and subwoofer. They enjoy fart sounds. I want to blow their little minds.

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Can’t you just borrow someone’s dad (analog fart generator) and run it through the bus PA?

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Check out “CompuFart” which is included as an example in CMajor. It runs fine in a web browser, and since it is a physical model you can play with parameters such as “pinch”, “cheek” and “strain”. There are ADSR envelopes for pressure and pitch. Source code is included, and CMajor has tools to generate runnable C++ JUCE plugins. I’m pretty sure JUCE supports LV2 which is required by Zynthian.

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You could just use the one thats already in the Zynthian library. Under linuxsampler, go to guitar and try the RealBanjo…At least for me that does Not Sound Like a Banjo at all :slight_smile:
Have fun annoying the children.

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This is so exactly, precisely what I required that I suspect a conspiracy. A conspiracy to aid me in amusing children.

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I have had the Otto comparison from grownups, but the children are lately comparing me to Jack Black. I think I’m good at it. :>

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