Zynth club. .. There's just one rule in Zynth club

Tonight? Not Tomorrow. Not Friday.

ok.

You’re late…

Mindful of course of the james Webb Telescope final burn…

It’s hookers and gin on the BBC account isn’t it…?

I’m not sure I could afford a whole one of either on my budget!

I’m in a pub with beer and food. I could be back in my room later but that apple crumble looks tempting and my tab is still open…

Yeah I know the way Auntie works…

It will be three local beauties trying to get a job in children’s television and willing to do ANYTHING to get past the broadcasting house security . . .

As I said the James Webb telescope is or isn’t doing it’s final burn, and I have a special delight in watching over enthused American’s talking bollox at great length.

really?

Too late?

Worst zynthclub attempt ever!

I was watching James Webb do telescopy things.

I was there. @wyleu popped in briefly to say he was deaf and looking into the far distance.

There is still Wednesday and Thursday.

indeed there. Wed for me.

Not Wednesday for me, I am afraid… I have tickets for Jeremy Hardy, Jack Dee and Rich Hall…

Have you thought of inviting them to address this appalling omission?

Apropos: My wife’s mobile phone once, went off during a Jeremy Hardy performance.

I thought Jeremy Hardy died! I was just listening to the News Quiz with Hugo Rifkin thinking he had replaced Hardy.

So Thursday then?

So Wednesday then ?

I will leave you to it.